*SPOILERS Of Wall Street*
We open with a murder.
Then, we get to the movie. And we wish we were killed too.
Basically, it's the story of Jeff, a young man who wants to be a broker, and ends up being recruited by the WOLF Brothers (man, if that's not a neon sign that spells 'TROUBLE AHEAD'..).
He ends up becoming another Abercrombie and Fitch Preppy Looking Broker, with a big aggressivity.
But, he finds out that there is something weird beneath the WOLF Brothers' smooth façade...
We get to see a lot of semi-naked male flesh, some good-looking gals, but NO werewolves, scariness, or titillating anything, except - semi-naked men, and showed in a very unflattering light.
Done poorly, acted worse, it would've been better as a porno, where at the end, we see Jeff as a stockbroker... in a gay porn movie (which is a career worth looking into for the main actor, because dear, looking around confused is NOT acting) and we found out he has an unlocked sexuality.
Really, a few touches here and there, and it could make a passable gay porn. The only way it could be watchable.
Where are Mike, Joel and the Bots when you need them? I think that ALL of them should MST3K this.
Wolves Of Wall Street: 2/10.
We open with a murder.
Then, we get to the movie. And we wish we were killed too.
Basically, it's the story of Jeff, a young man who wants to be a broker, and ends up being recruited by the WOLF Brothers (man, if that's not a neon sign that spells 'TROUBLE AHEAD'..).
He ends up becoming another Abercrombie and Fitch Preppy Looking Broker, with a big aggressivity.
But, he finds out that there is something weird beneath the WOLF Brothers' smooth façade...
We get to see a lot of semi-naked male flesh, some good-looking gals, but NO werewolves, scariness, or titillating anything, except - semi-naked men, and showed in a very unflattering light.
Done poorly, acted worse, it would've been better as a porno, where at the end, we see Jeff as a stockbroker... in a gay porn movie (which is a career worth looking into for the main actor, because dear, looking around confused is NOT acting) and we found out he has an unlocked sexuality.
Really, a few touches here and there, and it could make a passable gay porn. The only way it could be watchable.
Where are Mike, Joel and the Bots when you need them? I think that ALL of them should MST3K this.
Wolves Of Wall Street: 2/10.