Review of Poseidon

Poseidon (2006)
3/10
What a great piece of cinema...NOT!!!!
29 October 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Oh dear God! (and please take into account that I'm not a religious person) This movie blew harder than Tera Patrick. I mostly skipped through it and somehow it still seemed tedious and long. Somebody should have stopped letting Wolfgang make movies about 10 years ago, back then he still had some juice left in him. How can somebody make one of THE BEST movies of all time (who's the one and only James Bond, you figure it out) and this...this vile piece of junk. I haven't posted a movie review in a very long time, but I guess incredibly bad movies were always my weak spot for this...despite the fact that particularly they deserve the least of anybody's time. Josh Lucas, your name is like an omen for terrific box-office results even in pre-production, I would stay away from you like the you were the plague. Kurt Russell, you can't manage to act anything else out of you besides Kurt Russell and the rest of the main protagonists hopefully just needed the money- certainly everybody else knew this was going to sink harrrDDD, so the biggest question regarding this crap arises: Why even bother??? I've just saved myself half an hours worth of bashing and puking over this %#@*, it took great mental effort to focus my energy into something else.

Just stay away from this movie, for your own good
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