Review of Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider (2007)
1/10
Planet of the Apes
14 June 2007
2 percent.

That's all that separates humans from apes. You, me, everyone you meet is 98 percent primate. Although a lot of things in this world don't make sense, when you look at them in the context of our DNA, the logic becomes clear. Murder, war, professional wrestling, illiteracy, Jerry Springer, our President, the popularity of ridiculously bad movies such as Ghost Rider- none of these make sense until you realize how far back we are on the evolutionary chain.

Don't get me wrong, for the most part, I'm proud to be a human being. We achieved quite a lot with the 2 percent that makes us unique. But today, at this moment, while I ponder the sheer stupidity of this film, I'm not proud. Not proud at all.

Damn us, damn us all to hell.
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