1/10
Meet the Spartans? I'd rather meet my maker, thanks.
7 April 2008
This is one of a few select movies I have watched in my lifetime that I have been both physically and mentally unable to reach the end. The first 30 minutes of it was enough to make me realise that had I watched the second half, I would be one day lying on my death bed wishing that I would have spent that time doing something more beneficial such as picking the fluff out of my belly button.

Everything about this film is completely wrong. The only redeeming feature is that it's good to know that Sean Maguire - who made my ears bleed in the early nineties with a short lived career in pop - wasn't actually getting as successful in the states as the rumours I'd heard had stated.
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