Elves (1989)
2/10
Utter garbage.
12 April 2008
The plot of "Elves" is painfully stupid:after the local department store Santa is stabbed in the crotch by a Nazi elf Dan Haggerty takes the job but soon regrets his decision when he accidentally meets the girl who the elf is chasing.It seems that she's the only virgin in town whose grandfather is also her father and if the elf takes her virginity at midnight on Christmas Eve then their child will be the Antichrist!"Elves" is silly and horrendously bad.Worst of all there is only one elf.However I must admit that I laughed few times during this obnoxious pile of crap.The acting is wooden,the special effects stunk and the lighting is poor.Even the death scenes are bad.2 out of 10.
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