1/10
People are stupid.
3 July 2008
I would never see a film like this normally. First the trailer looks like a total flyover. Just frantic action in a VHS store. I hated Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, a film that somehow got awarded an Oscar for French writer Michel Gondry, who directed this horrible excuse for a film. Please note on a previous review, I described "Spotless Mind" as "ripping off a bandaid very slowly."

I just despise Jack Black. He's the ultimate ham and he's awarded in film after film with starring roles. I just don't understand why any of these people in particular have been chosen to be given millions of dollars so they can perpetrate this mindless chaotic slime on to the American scene.

I'm sure there was no script to this movie. It was made up as they went along, with Jack Black allowed to make his usual stupid faces and bound about like a sweaty ape. Def Load, whoever he is, looked like he was unwillingly dragging his feet in this picture and everyone I saw looked like they were just doing it for the money. Danny Glover, Sigourney Weaver, Mia Farrow, shame on you for cashing in on this mess. I wish I was there with a blow gun.

God did I hate this movie and for the life of me, I cannot understand why anyone would rate it over a one.

Another thing I find completely disgusting is that apparently stringers are hired by some of these films to write favorable reviews in IMDb. I can tell the superlative reviews for this film in IMDb are entirely fake. IMDb, get with it!
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