3/10
Not Totally Super Awful...
24 August 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Take The Lost Boys, add a little Boiler Room, and replace vampires with werewolves. Voila! You have Wolves of Wall Street.

Ohio kid Jeff moves to NYC to work on Wall Street as a broker, but has no experience. He meets a cute bartender who hooks him up with the Wolf Brothers firm and he gets the job. Only problem is, they're all werewolves! Can Jeff save himself and the girl he loves? Or is he destined to a life of hairy toes? And why is there a full moon in New York about every two weeks? Now, this is a David DeCouteau film, so our male leads are very hot AND we get the obligatory underwear sequence where the boys frolic together. But unlike most DeCouteau films I've seen, this one has a weird homophobic undercurrent. The wolf boys are able to pick up pheromones from everyone except a pretty lesbian. Of course, she ends up making out with one of them anyway. And a very nice leather-clad boy happens upon Jeff on the street and is turned into a meal. Overall, the acting isn't too terrible.

I would never recommend this one, but I don't know that I'd steer the curious away, either.
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