This has got to be one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. Two shifty gentlemen (one played by the irreplaceable Jaleel White) steal a car and find two dogs in the back locked in a cage. The not Jaleel White shifty guy orders Mr. White to take the caged creatures and tells drop it off of a bridge into a river. But he cannot. His conscience gets the best of him and he decides to leave them under a tree. Still caged, mind you.
All of a sudden some spoiled new kid, living off of Janine Turner's 'Northern Exposure' money, finds said caged canines and proceeds to bring them home. His evil sister was apparently bitten by a dog once, and has the invisible scar to prove it, so he must hide his canine companions from Janine and sis.
Charles Durning plays this old dude who goes by the handle of Captain Pete. Captain of what? I have no idea... probably a spaceship or a fleet of Oscar Meyer Wiener mobiles. He says, "Hey kid, keep the damned dogs in my closet at this old folks home. No one will ever find out." Then, hilarity ensues. Oh, and the dogs help sick people get well. Hence 'Miracle,' get it?
I don't want to give it all away but it eventually spirals into an amazing tale that mirrors my own reality. The only things that could have made this FILM any better would these: 1)A script not written by a quadriplegic monkey. 2)More scenes with the jerk from Starship Troopers and 3)Nothing.
'Miracle Dogs Too': Learn it. Like it. Love it.
All of a sudden some spoiled new kid, living off of Janine Turner's 'Northern Exposure' money, finds said caged canines and proceeds to bring them home. His evil sister was apparently bitten by a dog once, and has the invisible scar to prove it, so he must hide his canine companions from Janine and sis.
Charles Durning plays this old dude who goes by the handle of Captain Pete. Captain of what? I have no idea... probably a spaceship or a fleet of Oscar Meyer Wiener mobiles. He says, "Hey kid, keep the damned dogs in my closet at this old folks home. No one will ever find out." Then, hilarity ensues. Oh, and the dogs help sick people get well. Hence 'Miracle,' get it?
I don't want to give it all away but it eventually spirals into an amazing tale that mirrors my own reality. The only things that could have made this FILM any better would these: 1)A script not written by a quadriplegic monkey. 2)More scenes with the jerk from Starship Troopers and 3)Nothing.
'Miracle Dogs Too': Learn it. Like it. Love it.