The Tomb (2007 Video)
1/10
Don't see it - it will take ten years off your life span.
28 June 2009
This film has the worst juxtaposition since Edward D. Wood Jr's golden era. Or no, that was unfair. It's far worse. The most annoying thing with the film though, is that all the time the characters are "walking in circles" in what seems like a totally open garage or a basement, you see the daylight coming in through windows, doors and the ceiling. How about,eh, walking towards the light and see if you can get out? Or is that just to innovative? Why do everyone die just after they have stuttered some words about the last thing they remember? "I remember throwing a cigarette butt into his garden." "Oh, no wonder he went totally crazy and wants to kill you. I stepped ahead of him in the restroom line." And what about the green rubber hand and the fake giant spider on the "Puppetmaster's" desk? All through the film I tried to convince myself that this was a really bad joke. Can anyone believe that this director actually got Klaus Kinski to act in one of his films in 1985? I can't believe this world. A good tip - have a drinking game while watching this. Take a shot every time a horror film cliché comes up. You will be intoxicated within five minutes.
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