Flyin' Ryan (2003 Video)
1/10
84 minutes of my life wasted
30 December 2009
Flyin' Ryan is the worst movie i have ever watched. I go to the video store everyday but this time i wanted to get a crap movie. Well this movie made me want to crap. If there is an award for worst movie ever made i would vote this movie.

What type of bully calls a kid carrot head? And since when is the short fat kid that doesn't even skateboard become the head of the gang. The acting is horrible and had way to over dramatic eyebrow movement. I like to make crap movies in my free time and all my movies compared to this are blockbusters!

The sense of logic in this movie is awful. So your dad throws away your toy. That immediately makes you go destroy a kids house and steal his dog, then sell it for 10 bucks. Not only this but they say the dog is going be a guard dog. Yes because when break into a abandoned rundown gold mine I'm going to flee the scene from a dog the size of a squirrel. The green screen effect is awful and when he dives down 400 feet which in reality would almost kill him all he says is "Whoa." And what kind of guard stands there while a kid ties a rope to a bar and then slides down the rope. the flying is the most realistic when you see the rope he is sliding on for the record ET is like a jet plane compared to this little annoying kid that won't shut up. If you watch this movie when you are done take a shower and burn your clothes.
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