Nine Dead (2009)
1/10
Absolutely awful.
20 December 2010
Warning: Spoilers
This was semi-recommended to me by my girlfriend who said it was 'a bit like saw' but not that good, maybe OK...

There WAS no plot? Every time you expected a twist it really was THAT simple and illogical! Really...what was the point? I have headed this review with spoiler alerts but this is a particular spoiler. WTF happened at the end? I thought I had some kind of bootlegged edited version and rewound the ending to check there wasn't some kind of weird jump cut? The police turned up and she just ran around the corner - the end? It was that simple? No actual moral message other than a bunch of tw*ts acting unnaturally? I felt like 10 minutes had been cut which explained the f*&ing point of this film at the end? Absolutely awful and rated 1 by me - and I like the Saw series. All deaths happen offscreen in this film, that's not a complaint it's just weird and doesn't fit into either the film marketing OR the plot in any way. I assumed all the deaths deliberately not being shown would be revealed in some brilliant twist...

It's like a video edited by Christian blockbusters rentals and ends up making no sense in any logical way, except this is ACTUALLY the intended piece of S£$t you are intended to rent....
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