The sort of film your mum would like if she was insane. Basically, this is a film about a boy/man who loses his eyesight. He is given an eye transplant using a pair of wolf eyes. He sort of turns a bit wolfy and starts a mediocre rampage of terror.
He befriends a girl who fully understands his hybrid torment. She herself is half French and half Red Indian... a sort of haw-hee-hontas. She has the face of a log and the personality of a hairbrush. They end up having lame sex just after he eats a mans ear.
Absolutely no singing. Was expecting a rendition of Don't Stop Believing. Instead there were plenty of dreary dream-like sequences that the director forgot to cut out.
I ended up making so many cups of tea to alleviate the boredom I peed my pants.
He befriends a girl who fully understands his hybrid torment. She herself is half French and half Red Indian... a sort of haw-hee-hontas. She has the face of a log and the personality of a hairbrush. They end up having lame sex just after he eats a mans ear.
Absolutely no singing. Was expecting a rendition of Don't Stop Believing. Instead there were plenty of dreary dream-like sequences that the director forgot to cut out.
I ended up making so many cups of tea to alleviate the boredom I peed my pants.