Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008 TV Movie)
4/10
there's more blood....
24 July 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Cancer-terminal tycoon Peter Murdoch's secret Wexel Hall Pharmaceuticals lab has developed a blood orchid extract cure. To examine why it works optimally in snakes, they also bread a super-anaconda strain.

But the original pair escapes, leaving a bloody trail of corpses.

Murdoch runs, instructing his staff to clean up. They keep failing and being eaten like unsuspecting locals, some alive, even after enlisting ruthless big game hunter Hammett....

Don't get me wrong, this film is awful, the acting is dire, and the effects are pitiful, but it has some cheesy charm to it. The makers must have known they were making something silly, because they have Hasselhoff as the main draw.

I mean the man is a walking satire, so who is going o take anything he stars in seriously. But it's just so funny, watching actors driving a truck in bluescreen, chasing after a snake, and getting killed in silly scenarios.

Hav your movie expectations lowered like never before and you will get some enjoyment out of this. Who wouldn't want to see Hasselhoff throwa man out of a window, or see how movie makers increase the running time by making a character flashback a scene that happened twenty minutes prior...
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