Review of Immortals

Immortals (2011)
3/10
Clash of the Titans
12 November 2011
Have you watched "Transformers"? Of course, watching, even if you do not want to admit it at all. "The Immortals" and films like Michael Bay is not worth the time spent on writing reviews. But, like Tarsus Sinha, I made a wry face and a serious start to disassemble the "War of the Gods" as if the artistic value of this film is at least half of all commercials from the classic TV show "Top on the couch."

Cast just phenomenal, every last actor completely inappropriate for the roles they are trying to perform. The whole movie I pursued a feeling that I would look unfunny show twin-parodist, where instead of James McAvoy - Luke Evans, instead of Sean Bean - Matthew J. Taylor, Greg Braiko substitute for a young Rutger Hauer, John Hurt and Ian McKellen cosplay fails. We should also mention the work of Henry Cavell - it is professionally unfit to the same extent as the chef who can not cook anything more complicated sandwich with sausage.

The script does not hold water, continuing the culinary metaphor, it can be compared with the soup, which I saw today in the cafeteria for lunch. People who wrote the script, do not even have a basic understanding of the structure of any narrative, no drama about a principle. Stupidity and absurdity of the dialogue turns hath audience in the hall in a stupor, then drove individuals to unhealthy Homeric laughter. Number of nothing more than unreasonable action contrary to logic, common sense, and to themselves, is somewhere beyond the comprehension of mortals. Only Olympian discovered the true causes of this chaotic meltesheniya on the screen.

Sinha on the spot Tarsema I would be ashamed to show the public the final version of the films, if I were, do not let Zeus in his place, I would destroy all copies of the tapes and would do away with them.
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