2/10
Boring
28 November 2011
Warning: Spoilers
How bad is this movie? Let me count the ways:

1. It is very very boring. Nothing really happens.

2. The "hero" isn't sympathetic or likable.

3. They dress in suits that would only be worn by pimps: some kind of shinny material. Yuck.

4. There is tons of testosterone fueled talk about them being predators and in a pack, but there isn't even one scene of a pack of werewolves.

5. There is no 'transformattion.' Some of the fun of a werewolf movies is watching the transformations.

6. There is no real werewolf action and it wasn't the least bit scary -just boring.

7. There is almost no plot.

8. And I still can't figure out the creepy scenes with the guys in their jocks licking on the two girls in the chairs (two guys per girl). That scene keeps reappearing and all they they do is lick???

9. They have absolutely none of the characteristics of real wolves who mate for life and center their world around raising puppies.

10. And did I say it was boring? This isn't a bad funny movie like Robot Monster (my personal favorite), just a bad boring movie. I gave it a 2 because I consider a 1 an accolade for bad funny movies and this movie doesn't deserve a 1.

PS I wish this program had a spell check. I am a really bad speller - so sorry.:~(
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