Do I think you should watch the Paper Chase? "You bet your a** I do!" Timothy Bottoms showering with two other dudes in a dorm shower, going shirtless whenever possible, creeping outside the professor's daughter's apartment? It's got it all! Timothy Bottoms' 'stache and curly hair withstands the test of time. Great side characters include Pimp and Robot Pimp. Timothy Bottoms does not need an invitation to your house. Before you know it, he's already there preventing your friends with photographic memories from committing suicide. This film has helped me reach the upper echelon of law school by taking the following steps: (1) Get it on with your professor's married daughter after walking her home for ten minutes; (2) Arrive to class early, like before the school opens, just so you can stare wistfully at your professor through a crack in the door; (3) Always break and enter into the library; (4) Study by writing "S" on the wall of your dorm; (5) Call your professor an SOB in front of the class - it's the most intelligent comment you'll say all year; (6) Keep your priorities straight - unsuccessfully writing a paper is more important than having an affair with your professor's daughter; (7) Your outline should not be shorter than 800 pages. Just remember, although your professor may forget your name, he will never forget the inappropriate, obsessive man crush you had on him.
Review of The Paper Chase
