pixrox1 Review of Gimme Shelter

Gimme Shelter (2013)

You should NEVER lock your car at night . . .

[6/10 · 30 January 2014]

. . . if you live in or near a big city (such as Newark, NJ), and you should ALWAYS leave some nutritious food, a diet drink, and a warm blanket in plain sight if it's chilly outside, GIMME SHELTER preaches. If you can't find it in the goodness of your heart to help provide shelter for multi-pierced, chop-haired, tattooed, and abused, possibly pregnant-with-morning-sickness runaways in your late model vehicle, do NOT see GIMME SHELTER. If you cannot picture Darth Vader as a kindly priest, do NOT see GIMME SHELTER. If you feel you won't be able to restrain yourself from yelling "WTF!" at one or both of a flick's implausible endings, do NOT see GIMME SHELTER. If you've ever used the phrase "holy roller" disparagingly, or you think ULTIMATE GIFT, ULTIMATE LIFE, and ULTIMATE YULE LOG are propaganda films, do NOT see GIMME SHELTER. If you want to hear HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL's Vanessa Hudgens sing something in her starring role here, do NOT see GIMME SHELTER. If you feel the U.S. Supreme Court, with its two-thirds Catholic majority, has taken a raped woman's CHOICE over her own body out of her control in an America overrun with Sex Police, do NOT see GIMME SHELTER. But if you liked Mother Teresa, you'll just LOVE viewing GIMME SHELTER!