After watching the first three PA's, my expectations were high so I took my girlfriend to go see it at a midnight opening at our local cinema. After buying our overpriced snacks and tickets we chose our crumb covered seats and sat down to watch this movie expecting scares, scares and more scares. As soon as the movie started I knew it wasn't for me, I went the bathroom, came back twenty minutes later (curry was a bad choice) and had missed nothing, i began longing to be back in that cubicle, dreaming of its cold hard ceramic seat and the splish and splash of my droplets. After another 20minutes of viewing me and my girlfriend began talking of things more interesting to do, a guy in the front seat whipped his laptop out and began skyping a friend telling them how poor this movie was. The plot was terrible, the actors/characters were terrible and ending was so bad that if it wasn't orange Wednesdays, i'd have asked for my money back.
If I had a quid for every time I jumped or was scared in this movie, I'd be on par with Greece.
6 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers