2/10
Meth. Not even once!
9 April 2014
Sorry guys. I know it is very hard to make a decent scary show if all you have is a couple of photos with a flash blips on dust particles, but this is unwatchable. The fundamental problem is that the editor is on meth. I mean A LOT of meth. The cuts are usually faster than one second, sometimes many cuts in less than a second! It has the dynamics of music video or a couple of movie previews mixed together.

One thing is to observe "paranormal investigators" who are usually very ugly fat white people with as weak flashlights as possible and with some devices that are supposed to measure something. It is an interesting psychological study: The leader shows them a texture on the wood saying "you can see a demon face here" - and they start to scream. Well, in Rorschach test you can see all the crap you could possibly imagine! This actually has some qualities of, say, home video or of a very cheap horror flick like Paranormal Activity.

But the editing fueled by a lot of meth makes this mixture of random scenes, previews, insane cuts and who knows what else really really unwatchable. Maybe if you adjust your mental speed with some massive load of stimulants you can actually keep with ultra fast edits.

It is really a shame. More capable filmmakers with better scripts and drug free editor could actually take the same stories and make them at least watchable. Unfortunately many stories are explained very poorly and have no conclusion at all. In the end all you can see is a epileptic freakshow of ultra fast edits. Horrible!
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