I had high hopes for Assassins after reading articles in magazines on the movie and seeing the trailer. There are some movies that are meant only for one thing: mindless fun. Assassins very clearly comes under such a range of films. In the bundle of all that it lacks, I feel that the movie is ignored for its imagery. About as funny as a bad case of syphilis. Okay, so what did I think of this movie? I liked it because it's fun. It has its fair share of problems. If you are looking for a good movie with good acting this might not be for you. Here's a movie that I'll forever associate with high school. All in all, seven out of ten.