Elves
The favourite holiday song amongst skinheads everywhere has to be White Christmas.
Unfortunately, this horror movie doesn't exactly detail the preferred Christmas carols of The Nazis Party.
When Kirsten's (Julie Austin) blood inadvertently awakens a demented Christmas elf, she engages a decades old Nazis experiment that would see elf and Aryan blood mixed to create a master race.
Hiding out from her Neo-Nazis pursues in a department store, Kirsten receives help from the store's Santa (Dan Haggerty), an ex-cop secretly living in the store.
Now, the only way to stop the Christmas Elf from draining her blood is with the elf-stone, which is in the possession of Kirsten's Nazis grandfather.
A festive pairing of fascism, demonism and commercialism, Elves' is a seasonal treat crammed with ridiculous dialogue, campy special effects and incompetent acting.
Besides, if the Nazis were to combine elf and human blood together they would get Santa Claus.
Red Light
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The favourite holiday song amongst skinheads everywhere has to be White Christmas.
Unfortunately, this horror movie doesn't exactly detail the preferred Christmas carols of The Nazis Party.
When Kirsten's (Julie Austin) blood inadvertently awakens a demented Christmas elf, she engages a decades old Nazis experiment that would see elf and Aryan blood mixed to create a master race.
Hiding out from her Neo-Nazis pursues in a department store, Kirsten receives help from the store's Santa (Dan Haggerty), an ex-cop secretly living in the store.
Now, the only way to stop the Christmas Elf from draining her blood is with the elf-stone, which is in the possession of Kirsten's Nazis grandfather.
A festive pairing of fascism, demonism and commercialism, Elves' is a seasonal treat crammed with ridiculous dialogue, campy special effects and incompetent acting.
Besides, if the Nazis were to combine elf and human blood together they would get Santa Claus.
Red Light
vidiotreviews.blogspot.ca