Juarssic City Review:
Intro:Juarssic City! It seems to me that this flick was an independent one. And guess it was made by Sean Cain. How much was that shocking? Well I'm definitely a huge fan of the Juarssic Park franchise so i better answer that question a lot quicker. So does this movie did as well as other good independent films or is it inferior to the entirety of Juarssic Park movies? Let's find out.
Story:The story of this film as you know is somehow predictable and forgettable! yep I said that. You see the plot of the movie is just bull crap. All of it is written stupidly. You stupid Sean Cain! Go get a life! Oh and the ending was poorly-clichéd. Yeah like that of course. Like i said before all the story is predictable forgettable stupid and just bull crap. 3/10
Animation: I can not start looking at the CGI dinosaurs from this flick. They're just terrible! I ADIMIT IT! they're all terrible! And you know what? I don't extremely care about them. Also I felt a bit frustrated about the rest of the movie's animation. These dinosaurs are all nothing but terribly-animated animals! I just prefer the ones from the Juarssic Park trilogy and Juarssic World. I for one bet that you never knew that all the movie's animation a bit frustrating and very terrible! 3/10
Characters:Just so you know the Characters of the film are annoying and idiotic as ever. Even the dinosaurs acted way terribly. All of them are out of character and given no character development. They're dumb they're bold and they all just need to go ahead and screw themselves. And yep they're annoying and completely idiotic as I said before. Screw you Sean Cain! 3/10
Outro:Hey guys do you want to know what I can say after watching this movie? I would never do so again. With a predictable stupid forgettable and crappy story terrible animation and characters that are annoying and completely idiotic as ever this flick is truly inferior to the whole and entire Jurassic Park franchise. And yes I definitely order you folks to stay away from it because you're with all the Juarssic Park films The Land Before Time and maybe even Disney's Dinosaur. While this movie may not be one of the worst independent films ever it's extremely perfect for me to give it 3 dying T-Rex faces out of 10. Mr Sean Cain I hate you. And you know what? I think you should give up your own career and rot in hell forever. Now if you guys will excuse me I better put my very own Indomuins Rex in my dinosaur movie called Jurassic Box-Office!
My rating 3/10 * and a half stars
Intro:Juarssic City! It seems to me that this flick was an independent one. And guess it was made by Sean Cain. How much was that shocking? Well I'm definitely a huge fan of the Juarssic Park franchise so i better answer that question a lot quicker. So does this movie did as well as other good independent films or is it inferior to the entirety of Juarssic Park movies? Let's find out.
Story:The story of this film as you know is somehow predictable and forgettable! yep I said that. You see the plot of the movie is just bull crap. All of it is written stupidly. You stupid Sean Cain! Go get a life! Oh and the ending was poorly-clichéd. Yeah like that of course. Like i said before all the story is predictable forgettable stupid and just bull crap. 3/10
Animation: I can not start looking at the CGI dinosaurs from this flick. They're just terrible! I ADIMIT IT! they're all terrible! And you know what? I don't extremely care about them. Also I felt a bit frustrated about the rest of the movie's animation. These dinosaurs are all nothing but terribly-animated animals! I just prefer the ones from the Juarssic Park trilogy and Juarssic World. I for one bet that you never knew that all the movie's animation a bit frustrating and very terrible! 3/10
Characters:Just so you know the Characters of the film are annoying and idiotic as ever. Even the dinosaurs acted way terribly. All of them are out of character and given no character development. They're dumb they're bold and they all just need to go ahead and screw themselves. And yep they're annoying and completely idiotic as I said before. Screw you Sean Cain! 3/10
Outro:Hey guys do you want to know what I can say after watching this movie? I would never do so again. With a predictable stupid forgettable and crappy story terrible animation and characters that are annoying and completely idiotic as ever this flick is truly inferior to the whole and entire Jurassic Park franchise. And yes I definitely order you folks to stay away from it because you're with all the Juarssic Park films The Land Before Time and maybe even Disney's Dinosaur. While this movie may not be one of the worst independent films ever it's extremely perfect for me to give it 3 dying T-Rex faces out of 10. Mr Sean Cain I hate you. And you know what? I think you should give up your own career and rot in hell forever. Now if you guys will excuse me I better put my very own Indomuins Rex in my dinosaur movie called Jurassic Box-Office!
My rating 3/10 * and a half stars