1/10
Third Time is Even Less A Charm.
29 July 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Pokemon 3 (2000): Dir: Michael Haigney, Kunihiku Yuyama / Voices: Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Madeleine Blaustein, Ikue Otani: Usual silliness regarding these uneducated meatheads throwing balls into the air that become Pokemon creatures for no other reason other than to beat each other up. It is like a retarded Fight Club. After that fun and games bores viewers to tears the hero, Ash must rescue his kidnapped mother because a little girl believes that she is her mother. I say check the birth papers sister. They could have convicted her in juvenile court but she could counter with an insanity plea from being part of this film. Climax features candy coated violence that is aimed at children that conservatives fail to acknowledge. Directors Michael Haigney and Kunihiku Yuyama must have a lot of free time on their hands if they are able to create three of these bullshit animations. Characters move their mouths all one way and another kid never opens his eyes. Ikue Otani is given the task for providing the sounds of the most famous Pokemon and that isn't something anyone should have tied to themselves. Pokemon speak gibberish that one could imitate by farting. There is no reason to subject children to this garbage. It is nothing more than sugar coated violence with no real moral purpose. Terrible animation should be placed in a vice grip and crushed to pieces. Score: 0 / 10
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