6/10
Eddie & the Cruisers 2 - The Game!!!
12 March 2016
There is only one time in history when wearing a leotard under a sport jacket with a mullet could be mistaken as cool. The 80s! My first love. This movie sucks in a really awesome way and truly begs to be made into a drinking game.

How many times did macho-rebel-rock God Eddie Wilson cry in this movie? Every scene? Awesome. Every time Eddie cries, drink.

Every time he runs away. Every time he disapproves of something/someone does because not in a million years could they EVER dream of being as cool him, or Bruce Springsteen. Every time someone follows Eddie, drink. Every time he's being a musical genius. Every time he has a flashback. Every time suspension of disbelief is annihilated by impossible coincidence (think man tackling reunion on the beach and "I just happened to be walking past your construction sight.) Every time someone tries to talk sense to Eddie. Every time you see a haircut that blows your mind (be it 80s "big hair" on women, or blow dried "hair helmets" on guys, mullets, frizz mops, banger hair...) Eddie 2 is a BAD HAIR GOLDMINE, RATED R.

Clearly, this awful movie is the best movie ever made.

See it every day.
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