pixrox1 Review of Little Red Riding Rabbit

Little Red Riding Rabbit (1944)

Try to imagine a Virginal Teenaged Girl . . .

[7/10 · 14 May 2016]

. . . precariously Spread-Eagled between two wooden benches (balanced on the heels of her feet) tearing apart under the mass of a 500-pound dumb bell, a 950-pound weight, a brown trunk (no doubt filled with rocks), a lavender refrigerator, a stove, a kitchen cabinet, a blue-upholstered easy chair, a solid wood bedstead, a blue wash tub (complete with wringer), a whitewall tire, a white bath tub, a wooden chaise lounge, a white wardrobe, a wooden table, a green trunk, a huge gilded picture frame, a white ironing board, a lamp with a white shade, a brown sofa cushion, a large green metal safe, a green chest, a white hot water heater, and a blue pot-bellied stove as her butt sags within inches of a coal scuttle full of golden (!!) hot embers, as two guys stand staring at her a couple feet away, munching snacks and leering in gleeful anticipation of her inevitable genital immolation moments away. How much humor would YOU see in this situation? To find out, just view LITTLE RED RIDING RABBIT, the Bugs Bunny cartoon Anthony Burgess had in mind when he invented the concept of a Pervert Detector (a.k.a., the "Peter Meter") for his classic book, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE.