It's scary when Even Van dame, is depended on fake reviewers . At the moment,I am maybe the only one, who is not payed to say good things about this
I loved a lot of Van Dammes older stuff. Double impact Unisol1 kick boxer, even No retreat no surrender.But this,this is a turkey, from a man who is waay passed his heydays.
Van Damme plays him self as an actor,/secret agent disguised as an actor.
Throws in a lot of references to his old movies,while making fun of himself as actor.Which doesn't really help move the story forward,nor make it any more funny or interesting. At one point he even sound like DR.Evil
Just makes it all more corny.And desperate.
Kinda like a comedian that tries to convince everyone he is funny,but nobody laughs at his jokes.
The dialogue is cringe worthy,the acting is wooden(even for him). Not to mention, everyone look completely uninspired by the script,and bored.
Go back to the old 90 min action flicks.You can't do worse than this
I loved a lot of Van Dammes older stuff. Double impact Unisol1 kick boxer, even No retreat no surrender.But this,this is a turkey, from a man who is waay passed his heydays.
Van Damme plays him self as an actor,/secret agent disguised as an actor.
Throws in a lot of references to his old movies,while making fun of himself as actor.Which doesn't really help move the story forward,nor make it any more funny or interesting. At one point he even sound like DR.Evil
Just makes it all more corny.And desperate.
Kinda like a comedian that tries to convince everyone he is funny,but nobody laughs at his jokes.
The dialogue is cringe worthy,the acting is wooden(even for him). Not to mention, everyone look completely uninspired by the script,and bored.
Go back to the old 90 min action flicks.You can't do worse than this