This movie, is so terrible, it is outside the ability to review it. There is not one single thing done right, or well, in the motion picture. In fact, calling it a motion picture is probably not even the correct term considering the only time the camera exhibits any motion, it is from the horrendous shaky hand-held camera work which luckily doesn't make many appearances. The plot is not existent, the trailer does a better job summing up the plot than the actual movie does itself. Any person with any inkling of an idea of what entertainment is will be barraging themselves many questions while watching this film. "Who are these people, what are they doing and what the is going on" will be essentially looped in the viewer's head for the entire run time of the film. However, the question that should be asked about this entire film (and the one I found myself asking the most) is, "Who the hell cares?" The characters in this movie are so hollow, so dry, so shallow; why does it even matter. 80% of the dialogue in this movie is absolutely meaningless, and adds nothing to the movie. Normally, terrible script-writing and mundane dialogue are used as a device for amateurs writers to maneuver their way out of a scene or a plot difficulty, but the mundane and trash dialogue in this film isn't even capable of advancing the plot. I apologize for my sporadic thoughts, but this film has me beyond irritated, and as someone who wants to make movies, makes me terrified that I could make something this terrible. This isn't even like an amateur movie like Birdemic, which was accomplished by buying a camcorder; this got a cinematic release. This movie isn't enjoyable ironically, i.e. Birdemic or The Room, it is the worst movie in the history of humanity (pornography included). I sincerely hope, whoever made this is dead.
P.S. The only reason why this movie has such a high score on IMDb is because the director made a bunch of fake accounts and reviews and gave it good ratings. Again, I hope he is dead.
P.S. The only reason why this movie has such a high score on IMDb is because the director made a bunch of fake accounts and reviews and gave it good ratings. Again, I hope he is dead.