I watched this movie last week, titled "Primal Pleasure Station" on Cinemax. I thought it wasn't too bad for late night cable, although it did leave some things to be desired.
We begin with Princess Dyanna (Blair Williams), travels with her bodyguard, Tara (Vanessa Cage) to a large spaceship that is basically an intergalactic cathouse for a "hands-on" vacation. The opening scene is full of innuendo between Dyanna and Cassia (Veronica Vain), the liaison who greets her upon her arrival. By the way, I'd like to meet more bodyguards dressed like Tara. Miniskirts and high heels should be standard bodyguard attire.
The entire situation is a trap laid by Aria (Erika Jordan), who wants to hold the princess hostage in order to save her planet from destruction.....and further her plans for general bad-girl domination. Cassia is her servant, and at this point, I'm looking forward to those two hooking up. Aria orders an attack on the station, knowing that since the princess is there, a counter-attack will be imminent.
Once the siege begins, Dyanna and Tara make a break for it, hopping into a ship and barely escaping the attack. They eventually wind up on Earth, where the fun really begins. Jake, always on the hunt for UFOs, and his sexually frustrated girlfriend Suzi (Karlie Montana) happen to find Dyanna and Tara in their house, feasting on their food. Jake, naturally, is intrigued by the two attractive ladies wiping out his fridge. Suzi is a bit skeptical, and also makes wisecracks about their wardrobe.
Jake figures that in order to prove that Dyanna and Tara are truly aliens, he has to test their clothes (being late night cable, this provides a reason for them to get naked). Also, since they come from an all-female planet, neither of them have had any experience with men before (don't worry, Jake can help you with that). Cassia trails them to Earth, but she too is intrigued by the male species and ends up with her legs in the air in no time flat. Secret agent Daniels finds her roaming outside the house and.....well, you know what happens.
Eventually, this leads to a big orgy at the end of the movie featuring the three female protagonists, Cassia, and Daniels the secret agent. Don't worry, Aria gets her some to wrap things up; she spots Jake outside all by himself, not included in the festivities. A brief exchange of pleasantries and off come the clothes. Yeah, it was that easy.
The sci-fi aspect of the film provided a backdrop to let the good looking women get down to business. The story was sort of forgotten at points, and I'm not quite sure if there was a clear ending, but every woman in the film got naked at some point, and that is an accomplishment. While the story was minimal, the funny one-liners were plentiful, so at least that made up for it somewhat. I thought this was a solid flick if you're looking for the most amount of skin possible without it being a full-on porn movie. Actually, I've seen pornos with meatier plots. Nonetheless, this works as a sexy late night sci-fi comedy.
Women: A. I give this movie an A in this category because of the well-rounded nature of the cast, and no, I'm not talking about Veronica Vain's breasts. I'm familiar with the work of every woman in the cast (especially Veronica Vain), and I was pleased by what I saw. Blair, Vanessa, Veronica, Karlie, and Erika made up a very solid cast.
Sex: B+. I give the sex a B+ because it was good, but not great. MRG films are still the best in the softcore genre when it comes to sex scenes, but the scenes in this flick weren't bad.
Story: B. Normally I wouldn't give a movie like this a high grade in the Story category, but the funny dialogue won me over. Plenty of one-liners. Veronica Vain had a solid performance as the supporting antagonist. Blair and Vanessa did a good job as the slightly aloof princess and bodyguard, delivering their jokes in a serious, deadpan manner. The script had a lot of jokes in it, and most of them were pretty funny.
Overall: B+ A solid movie by late night cable standards. I've seen better sci-fi softcore movies, but "Primal Pleasure Station" was a solid outing. Funny dialogue that doesn't take itself seriously, a good looking female cast, and plenty of sex scenes...all in less than 80 minutes. It's a formula that works. It's not one of my top flicks, but it's solid enough to watch a second time if you'd like.
We begin with Princess Dyanna (Blair Williams), travels with her bodyguard, Tara (Vanessa Cage) to a large spaceship that is basically an intergalactic cathouse for a "hands-on" vacation. The opening scene is full of innuendo between Dyanna and Cassia (Veronica Vain), the liaison who greets her upon her arrival. By the way, I'd like to meet more bodyguards dressed like Tara. Miniskirts and high heels should be standard bodyguard attire.
The entire situation is a trap laid by Aria (Erika Jordan), who wants to hold the princess hostage in order to save her planet from destruction.....and further her plans for general bad-girl domination. Cassia is her servant, and at this point, I'm looking forward to those two hooking up. Aria orders an attack on the station, knowing that since the princess is there, a counter-attack will be imminent.
Once the siege begins, Dyanna and Tara make a break for it, hopping into a ship and barely escaping the attack. They eventually wind up on Earth, where the fun really begins. Jake, always on the hunt for UFOs, and his sexually frustrated girlfriend Suzi (Karlie Montana) happen to find Dyanna and Tara in their house, feasting on their food. Jake, naturally, is intrigued by the two attractive ladies wiping out his fridge. Suzi is a bit skeptical, and also makes wisecracks about their wardrobe.
Jake figures that in order to prove that Dyanna and Tara are truly aliens, he has to test their clothes (being late night cable, this provides a reason for them to get naked). Also, since they come from an all-female planet, neither of them have had any experience with men before (don't worry, Jake can help you with that). Cassia trails them to Earth, but she too is intrigued by the male species and ends up with her legs in the air in no time flat. Secret agent Daniels finds her roaming outside the house and.....well, you know what happens.
Eventually, this leads to a big orgy at the end of the movie featuring the three female protagonists, Cassia, and Daniels the secret agent. Don't worry, Aria gets her some to wrap things up; she spots Jake outside all by himself, not included in the festivities. A brief exchange of pleasantries and off come the clothes. Yeah, it was that easy.
The sci-fi aspect of the film provided a backdrop to let the good looking women get down to business. The story was sort of forgotten at points, and I'm not quite sure if there was a clear ending, but every woman in the film got naked at some point, and that is an accomplishment. While the story was minimal, the funny one-liners were plentiful, so at least that made up for it somewhat. I thought this was a solid flick if you're looking for the most amount of skin possible without it being a full-on porn movie. Actually, I've seen pornos with meatier plots. Nonetheless, this works as a sexy late night sci-fi comedy.
Women: A. I give this movie an A in this category because of the well-rounded nature of the cast, and no, I'm not talking about Veronica Vain's breasts. I'm familiar with the work of every woman in the cast (especially Veronica Vain), and I was pleased by what I saw. Blair, Vanessa, Veronica, Karlie, and Erika made up a very solid cast.
Sex: B+. I give the sex a B+ because it was good, but not great. MRG films are still the best in the softcore genre when it comes to sex scenes, but the scenes in this flick weren't bad.
Story: B. Normally I wouldn't give a movie like this a high grade in the Story category, but the funny dialogue won me over. Plenty of one-liners. Veronica Vain had a solid performance as the supporting antagonist. Blair and Vanessa did a good job as the slightly aloof princess and bodyguard, delivering their jokes in a serious, deadpan manner. The script had a lot of jokes in it, and most of them were pretty funny.
Overall: B+ A solid movie by late night cable standards. I've seen better sci-fi softcore movies, but "Primal Pleasure Station" was a solid outing. Funny dialogue that doesn't take itself seriously, a good looking female cast, and plenty of sex scenes...all in less than 80 minutes. It's a formula that works. It's not one of my top flicks, but it's solid enough to watch a second time if you'd like.