I'm not kidding. For those of you who make a habit of watching terrible movies this is in fact the worst movie ever if it could even be called a movie. You do not need to watch it in other words don't be a hero. I watched it for seven minutes on youtube before calling it quits but then I tried again the next day.
Luckily I found a version where Spoony was riffing on it. At first his riffs were hilarious. Then about halfway through the movie all I could hear was the tortured voice of Spoony's soul. This movie may have broken him as at one point he said he might go on a killing spree because of said excuse of a movie(EOM). It is a low budget EOM most of it spent on the cardboard box make believe MRI machine. They even saved money on the lighting.
No actors were hired as most of them had bland acting skills and wooden dialogue delivery. So maybe the director's family and friends were used instead who lacked the patience to try try again. No editing was done whatsoever as we could see people forgetting their lines, excess footage of doors between scenes, odd angles and a guy playing statue for no reason. I think the filming took place at most in two places, an abandoned warehouse and the director's own home.
It is so extremely plot less that other movies claimed by critics to be plot less suddenly seem to have more of a plot. This piece of garbage is probably the director's excuse to show us his screen-saver or his skills or lack thereof in 3D design. It is not even worthy of the MST3K treatment especially since the guys may not be able to refrain from swearing.
Luckily I found a version where Spoony was riffing on it. At first his riffs were hilarious. Then about halfway through the movie all I could hear was the tortured voice of Spoony's soul. This movie may have broken him as at one point he said he might go on a killing spree because of said excuse of a movie(EOM). It is a low budget EOM most of it spent on the cardboard box make believe MRI machine. They even saved money on the lighting.
No actors were hired as most of them had bland acting skills and wooden dialogue delivery. So maybe the director's family and friends were used instead who lacked the patience to try try again. No editing was done whatsoever as we could see people forgetting their lines, excess footage of doors between scenes, odd angles and a guy playing statue for no reason. I think the filming took place at most in two places, an abandoned warehouse and the director's own home.
It is so extremely plot less that other movies claimed by critics to be plot less suddenly seem to have more of a plot. This piece of garbage is probably the director's excuse to show us his screen-saver or his skills or lack thereof in 3D design. It is not even worthy of the MST3K treatment especially since the guys may not be able to refrain from swearing.