This movie feels like watching a train wreck in slow-motion. Where do I even begin.
First, I'll try to list the positives. Um... there were a few moments that I burst out laughing (the random editing, the animations, the killer). Um... the camera is sometimes focused. And... I think that's it. I'm trying to be fair, but it really is as bad as people made it out to be.
Going into full-detail of everything WRONG with this film would take too long, so I'll try to keep it short and simple. First off, the editing is choppy as f***. There are sooo many shots of chairs, windows, papers taped on walls, and signs that add absolutely nothing to the story. There's no rhythm to anything. The sets are literally built out of cardboard and paper, all in unorganized order around empty rooms with pink walls. It's that bad. The lighting is overexposed and you can see shadows of objects multiple times. The acting is nonexistent and as stiff as a metal pole. The dialogue is awkward and drawn-out with butt-loads of meaningless talk that's not even half-interesting (no one gives a f*** about someone seeing a coyote). The music sounds like a 7-year- old improvising on a piano. The cinematography is ugly, and the colors are bland. The story makes no sense. It's poorly-paced, unfocused, laughable, confusing, and painfully stupid. The CG- animations aren't impressive even by 1970's standards. The sound is broken and you can barely hear the actors.
I know I'm scratching the surface with these criticisms, but I can't muster the energy to delve deep in the sheer awfulness of After Last Season. I've never seen a film so technically inept, so meaningless, and so pathetic in my life! Every base level of filmmaking gets completely screwed up in this pretentious dribble. Don't make the mistake of watching this long compilation of porn clips without the sex. This s**t makes The Room look like Star Wars. I'm tired. I need to go to bed.
My writing is aimless, but I have no other excuse to write all this junk down. If you want a better review, just search them up on YouTube. Just take this as a warning. When you finish ALS, you'll feel the same way. 0/10 would torture myself again.
First, I'll try to list the positives. Um... there were a few moments that I burst out laughing (the random editing, the animations, the killer). Um... the camera is sometimes focused. And... I think that's it. I'm trying to be fair, but it really is as bad as people made it out to be.
Going into full-detail of everything WRONG with this film would take too long, so I'll try to keep it short and simple. First off, the editing is choppy as f***. There are sooo many shots of chairs, windows, papers taped on walls, and signs that add absolutely nothing to the story. There's no rhythm to anything. The sets are literally built out of cardboard and paper, all in unorganized order around empty rooms with pink walls. It's that bad. The lighting is overexposed and you can see shadows of objects multiple times. The acting is nonexistent and as stiff as a metal pole. The dialogue is awkward and drawn-out with butt-loads of meaningless talk that's not even half-interesting (no one gives a f*** about someone seeing a coyote). The music sounds like a 7-year- old improvising on a piano. The cinematography is ugly, and the colors are bland. The story makes no sense. It's poorly-paced, unfocused, laughable, confusing, and painfully stupid. The CG- animations aren't impressive even by 1970's standards. The sound is broken and you can barely hear the actors.
I know I'm scratching the surface with these criticisms, but I can't muster the energy to delve deep in the sheer awfulness of After Last Season. I've never seen a film so technically inept, so meaningless, and so pathetic in my life! Every base level of filmmaking gets completely screwed up in this pretentious dribble. Don't make the mistake of watching this long compilation of porn clips without the sex. This s**t makes The Room look like Star Wars. I'm tired. I need to go to bed.
My writing is aimless, but I have no other excuse to write all this junk down. If you want a better review, just search them up on YouTube. Just take this as a warning. When you finish ALS, you'll feel the same way. 0/10 would torture myself again.