I didn't go to watch it when it came out, from the trailer we all knew what to expect. So, I'm sitting here, TV in the background on HBO, when suddenly, this movie starts. Figured, what the hell, let's see how bad could it be.
Enjoy my short review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage.
Cheesy line, cheesy line, cheesy line, Xander Cage's cheeeesy lines, hot girls, hot girls rubbing on Xander, shots, shaky cam, shaky cam, no laws of physics, cheesy line, cheesy line, hot girls, shaky cam, shaky cam, cheesy line, explosions, Ice Cube, Ice Cube's cheeesy line, no laws of physics, shaky cam, slow mo, cheesy line cheesy line, somehow they win, though not really, since not real plot. Final cheesy line.
Kinda late, I know, but I hope this helps. *enter cheesy line here*
Enjoy my short review of xXx: Return of Xander Cage.
Cheesy line, cheesy line, cheesy line, Xander Cage's cheeeesy lines, hot girls, hot girls rubbing on Xander, shots, shaky cam, shaky cam, no laws of physics, cheesy line, cheesy line, hot girls, shaky cam, shaky cam, cheesy line, explosions, Ice Cube, Ice Cube's cheeesy line, no laws of physics, shaky cam, slow mo, cheesy line cheesy line, somehow they win, though not really, since not real plot. Final cheesy line.
Kinda late, I know, but I hope this helps. *enter cheesy line here*