Thirst (1979)
6/10
DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH
24 July 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Kate (Chantal Contouri) is abducted by a group called The Brotherhood. She is informed that she is a direct descendant of Elizabeth Bathory as she is destined to be the baroness and part of their group. She is reluctant as the group maintains its power by drinking well tested untainted human blood from human drones they keep on a farm.

Kate has a boyfriend with Hasselhoff hair and a 70's porno mustache (Rod Mullinar). He shows off his muscular butt during the love scenes. At some point in time when people like drinking blood, their eyes glow red as they insert fake metal teeth in order to bite people. That's right. The teeth do not miraculously grow, but they use dentures.

Outside of the flashback to the 70's the film offers nothing in horror or to the vampire genre.

Parental Guide: Sex and nudity. Chantal Contouri takes a shower, and Rod Mullinar' butt.
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