I'd say that a much more fitting title for this laughable 1953 high-seas adventure story would have been "All the Brothers Were Boring!"
Set in the year 1857 - (I ask you) - What kind of a ship's captain (in his right mind) would actually bring his hot, little wife on board a vessel during an extended whaling excursion where all of the crew members were (obviously) the horniest bunch of sailors imaginable?
In this Technicolor tale - It was bad enough that the 2 rivaling brothers were both far from being interesting characters - But the blasted screenwriters had to go ahead and work the utter nonsense of a "love triangle" into the story, as well.... (Ho-hum!)
This inanity (IMO) reduced this entire picture to the level of being almost unbearable to enjoy.
Set in the year 1857 - (I ask you) - What kind of a ship's captain (in his right mind) would actually bring his hot, little wife on board a vessel during an extended whaling excursion where all of the crew members were (obviously) the horniest bunch of sailors imaginable?
In this Technicolor tale - It was bad enough that the 2 rivaling brothers were both far from being interesting characters - But the blasted screenwriters had to go ahead and work the utter nonsense of a "love triangle" into the story, as well.... (Ho-hum!)
This inanity (IMO) reduced this entire picture to the level of being almost unbearable to enjoy.