(3rd draft - first 2 rejected by IMDB for content)
I wonder why the opening credits used bad music and stolen video footage from films with expired copyrights? Classy...
Is it just me, or does the opening scene look a lot like those Hardee's/Carl's Jr. commercials in the mid 2000's, where Paris Hilton and other women of questionable repute would achieve full satisfaction while making love to their hamburger? Seriously, the chick gets out of the car in slow motion, with poor lighting and bad music, and I expected to see her pull a hamburger out of her blouse and start making love to it...
At 16 min, Camero (yes, her name is Camero) comes flying through a New York City high-rise window on a rope (you know, just a random rope hanging around), shooting a pistol. As the glass breaks with a fake New York skyline in the background, we witness one of the most poorly-shot scenes in all of film.
At the 22 min mark, we see Camero riding a motorcycle through the streets of New York. On the sidewalk is the African-American criminal 'Black Ice' with his two security guards. As 'Black Ice' copulates with his Asian gf on the sidewalk (in front of his security guards), and Camero runs them over with her bike, we witness one of the most poorly-shot scenes in all of film.
Trixie digs a hole throughout the movie. She digs wearing a skin-tight gold dress, and as she digs, she gyrates... Strip-Digging...
Is it just me, or did the scene where the girls moan and grunt and toss water buckets at each other remind you of a Hardee's/Carl's Jr commercial from the mid-2000's?
My favorite scene (maybe in any movie, ever) is where the 3 girls all get on their knees and dig like little squirrels with their paws... Just some sexy cadaver-digging squirrel-strippers, getting wet in the desert and digging holes...
Trixie talks with a 6 year old girl on the beach. Trixie - "Did you drop your snow cone?" 6 year old girl - "It tastes like salty balls!" I don't know what to say about this...
I have a theory about movie making, in general... Less gratuitous violence and subtle nudity, and more gratuitous nudity and subtle violence. This film featured three beautiful women committing terrible acts, and none of them get naked. Fail. On a brighter note, the trailer scene between Trixie and Hell is awesome (even though neither get naked).
The final fight scene between Hel & Camero is as good as a Tarantino fight. I was laughing out loud by the end.
At 1h35min, there is a terrible scene of a gun fight in Las Vegas. The large casino entrance that is featured is The Riviera entrance on Las Vegas Blvd. Since this movie was filmed, the Riviera closed after 65 years of history. RIP, Riviera.
I normally delete movies from my collection that do not score a 5, or are just terrible. This movie got a 4.5 rating from me (very, very generous), but it is just ridiculous enough to be fun, so I have decided to keep it.
RealReview Posting Scoring Criteria: Acting - 1/1; Casting - 1/1; Directing - 0/1; Story - 0/1; Writing/Screenplay - 0.5/1;
Total Base Score = 2.5
Modifiers (+ or -): Originality: +1;
Technical Effects/Make Up: -1;
Believability/Consistency: -1;
Quotability: +1;
Extraordinary Actor Chemistry: +1 ( Julia Voth & Erin Cummings );
Exceptional Choreography: +1;
Total RealReview Rating: 4.5 (rounded up to 5 for IMDB)
I wonder why the opening credits used bad music and stolen video footage from films with expired copyrights? Classy...
Is it just me, or does the opening scene look a lot like those Hardee's/Carl's Jr. commercials in the mid 2000's, where Paris Hilton and other women of questionable repute would achieve full satisfaction while making love to their hamburger? Seriously, the chick gets out of the car in slow motion, with poor lighting and bad music, and I expected to see her pull a hamburger out of her blouse and start making love to it...
At 16 min, Camero (yes, her name is Camero) comes flying through a New York City high-rise window on a rope (you know, just a random rope hanging around), shooting a pistol. As the glass breaks with a fake New York skyline in the background, we witness one of the most poorly-shot scenes in all of film.
At the 22 min mark, we see Camero riding a motorcycle through the streets of New York. On the sidewalk is the African-American criminal 'Black Ice' with his two security guards. As 'Black Ice' copulates with his Asian gf on the sidewalk (in front of his security guards), and Camero runs them over with her bike, we witness one of the most poorly-shot scenes in all of film.
Trixie digs a hole throughout the movie. She digs wearing a skin-tight gold dress, and as she digs, she gyrates... Strip-Digging...
Is it just me, or did the scene where the girls moan and grunt and toss water buckets at each other remind you of a Hardee's/Carl's Jr commercial from the mid-2000's?
My favorite scene (maybe in any movie, ever) is where the 3 girls all get on their knees and dig like little squirrels with their paws... Just some sexy cadaver-digging squirrel-strippers, getting wet in the desert and digging holes...
Trixie talks with a 6 year old girl on the beach. Trixie - "Did you drop your snow cone?" 6 year old girl - "It tastes like salty balls!" I don't know what to say about this...
I have a theory about movie making, in general... Less gratuitous violence and subtle nudity, and more gratuitous nudity and subtle violence. This film featured three beautiful women committing terrible acts, and none of them get naked. Fail. On a brighter note, the trailer scene between Trixie and Hell is awesome (even though neither get naked).
The final fight scene between Hel & Camero is as good as a Tarantino fight. I was laughing out loud by the end.
At 1h35min, there is a terrible scene of a gun fight in Las Vegas. The large casino entrance that is featured is The Riviera entrance on Las Vegas Blvd. Since this movie was filmed, the Riviera closed after 65 years of history. RIP, Riviera.
I normally delete movies from my collection that do not score a 5, or are just terrible. This movie got a 4.5 rating from me (very, very generous), but it is just ridiculous enough to be fun, so I have decided to keep it.
RealReview Posting Scoring Criteria: Acting - 1/1; Casting - 1/1; Directing - 0/1; Story - 0/1; Writing/Screenplay - 0.5/1;
Total Base Score = 2.5
Modifiers (+ or -): Originality: +1;
Technical Effects/Make Up: -1;
Believability/Consistency: -1;
Quotability: +1;
Extraordinary Actor Chemistry: +1 ( Julia Voth & Erin Cummings );
Exceptional Choreography: +1;
Total RealReview Rating: 4.5 (rounded up to 5 for IMDB)