Leo the Lion (2005 Video)
10/10
Life Changing
8 November 2019
I don't even know where to begin. Leo the Lion is a flawlessly executed, perfect example of pure cinematic art. I can't say many other movies have brought me the same eye-opening realizations of life and healing that Leo the Lion has given me. My parents were getting a divorce but are now back together after I asked them to watch it with me. My brother's dog was actually blind but all he had to do was rub his head against the screen while the movie played and his sight has been fully restored.

It inspired me to become a vegetarian. My mom and dad are actually worried because they found out I was eating the grass in the backyard. They don't know that I keep a secret stash under my mattress though. All I want and strive for is to be just like Leo. I actually took some shredded carpet and glued them to my head to completely copy Leo's hairstyle. I also rub mustard all over myself and paint whiskers on my face with woodstain. I do this every Thursday when me parents aren't home so I can pretend to be Leo in peace. However last Thursday was really bad because they walked in on me stomping around naked singing the masterful "I'm a Vegetarian" song while grazing over grass I plant between the floorboards. They told me to go to my room and never watch this movie again but I knew it was all just a brainwashing ploy set by the evil Maximus. I'm not coming home, even if they really want me back. I'm going to live in the woods and befriend all the animals. One day I'll find the heart of the jungle, and you can too.
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