The Battery (2012)
1/10
The Positive reviews are fake.
11 November 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Believe the negative reviews on this one, not the positive, which many have posited had to have been written by friends/ family or paid. This is 100% a vanity project by the director, so if you are interested in watching him sing along with his friend's bands that make up the hipster sound track, or making vapid, cliche speeches, or playing catch over and over and over, or literally smoking an entire cigarette in silence in what, I have to say, was the most excruciatingly pointless scene in a film I've ever watched in my life- go for it!

The zombie makeup was slapped together by amateurs with supplies from Party City. The acting, haha, it was just so bad- like watching a college improv class. And yah, as many others have said, there is a constant barrage of cringey indie folk rock interrupting the flow of this movie that will drive you crazy.

I don't write many reviews, but I hope I can be one of the ones trying to steer you away from this piece of trash.
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