What is up with the overacting in this movie? Seriously most of these actors act way over the top! Of course with a premise like this, I guess nobody took this seriously. At least it has an extremely young Mila Kunis in it.
The film is starts off with Hulk Hogan beating up his servants in his mansion for sport. Then they all go out to the mall getting chased by cops (played by Clint Howard, who's awesome in anything), and then Hulk gets knocked out in a garbage chute and loses his memory.
He then befriends a rat elf named Lenny and he thinks he's Santa. Then we get a cross between a lame Bad Santa scene where kids are sitting on his lap being obnoxious, and then a lame Jingle All The Way scene where he fights off some burglars with candy canes.
Soon Santa Hulk defends an orphanage against the evil Ed Begley Jr and his cartoon villain henchmen. He also has this mad scientist in his team who does practically nothing but be a mad scientist. Apparently Ed Begley Jr wants this orphanage of only three kids.
This is an obscure Christmas film for a reason. It sucks. It takes place in Sunny California and the only thing that makes it feel like Christmas is the Christmas music and the Santa scene at the mall. Oh, and Hulk is dressed like Santa through the whole movie.
But the funniest part of all is the ending. You see, the woman who runs the orphanage is the one that saves the day. Not Santa Hulk which makes her the hero of the movie. What great writing there. If you like bad movies and would really like to see some bad Christmas movie just because, then this movie is right up your alley.
The film is starts off with Hulk Hogan beating up his servants in his mansion for sport. Then they all go out to the mall getting chased by cops (played by Clint Howard, who's awesome in anything), and then Hulk gets knocked out in a garbage chute and loses his memory.
He then befriends a rat elf named Lenny and he thinks he's Santa. Then we get a cross between a lame Bad Santa scene where kids are sitting on his lap being obnoxious, and then a lame Jingle All The Way scene where he fights off some burglars with candy canes.
Soon Santa Hulk defends an orphanage against the evil Ed Begley Jr and his cartoon villain henchmen. He also has this mad scientist in his team who does practically nothing but be a mad scientist. Apparently Ed Begley Jr wants this orphanage of only three kids.
This is an obscure Christmas film for a reason. It sucks. It takes place in Sunny California and the only thing that makes it feel like Christmas is the Christmas music and the Santa scene at the mall. Oh, and Hulk is dressed like Santa through the whole movie.
But the funniest part of all is the ending. You see, the woman who runs the orphanage is the one that saves the day. Not Santa Hulk which makes her the hero of the movie. What great writing there. If you like bad movies and would really like to see some bad Christmas movie just because, then this movie is right up your alley.