Stitches (I) (2012)
7/10
it is what it is....
28 July 2020
.....a cheesy fun gore fest! ok the acting is questionable, but how could they be serious with such a daft movie! the sfx are just awful! but i think that was intentional. the story line is fabulous, a great idea.

a childs party is occuring and the children are presented with ross noble as the clown "stitches" , now why any mother would allow such an obviously bad entertainer into her home is beyond belief! the kids wind the clown up and the clown falls on a knife! then 15 years later the clown comes from beyond the grave to wreak havic! YES, it is that stupid! but, boy its fun its one liners and prop based jokes throughout are worth a watch on their own, the blood pours like kool-aid, it probably is kool-aid to be fair! i read a review on here that this will be a cult classic, and i for one agree, it will be for sure. jacksons "bad taste" 1987, well this is the 2012 version, but better!

dont expect to be scared, dont expect to be mesmerized with effects, dont epect no olivier award winning acting, but do expect fun and cringeworthy horror!! deffo worth a watch!!!
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