This settles it. I'm moving to Hollyweird and I fully expect to make a living as a screenwriter. If this film was financed, I'm pretty sure I could detail the morning bowel movement and sell that script to some imbecile.
I apologize to all the others who gave this film a great review; no doubt you all enjoyed making the movie - because there is no way an objective viewer could wax euphoric about such pointless dreck.