Poor John Savage just can't escape "Hair" as he has the worst presidential hairstyle ever, well maybe up until 2016. He's trapped on Air Force One going through the Bermuda Triangle and as the title suggests, there's something bigger out there, well maybe more than one as we see the tentacles surrounding two navy ships. The tentacles look like they have giraffe heads but they're far from as sedate. Welcome back to Asylum films, this one actually having a TV premiere on one of the worst cable channels, syfy.
Asylums monster movies, especially those at sea, don't even have the good grace to be funny looking like the ping pong ball eyed, hot dog teeth type creatures from the 1960's. At least there, we know it was a man in a sweaty costume rather than some kids sitting in front of a computer experimenting.
These movies are often difficult to get through because they all follow the same formula and take themselves way too seriously. Stone faced Linda Hamilton and overly vocal fried Mya try to be Wonder Women, and their performances are laughably cold. Then the bellowing Richard Whiten shows up to claim command and you end up with a bunch of boring gender power control elements that makes this even more hideous. By this point, I wish that the tentacles would just swallow the ships up. This is the worst of all the Asylum non-blockbusters I've seen.
Asylums monster movies, especially those at sea, don't even have the good grace to be funny looking like the ping pong ball eyed, hot dog teeth type creatures from the 1960's. At least there, we know it was a man in a sweaty costume rather than some kids sitting in front of a computer experimenting.
These movies are often difficult to get through because they all follow the same formula and take themselves way too seriously. Stone faced Linda Hamilton and overly vocal fried Mya try to be Wonder Women, and their performances are laughably cold. Then the bellowing Richard Whiten shows up to claim command and you end up with a bunch of boring gender power control elements that makes this even more hideous. By this point, I wish that the tentacles would just swallow the ships up. This is the worst of all the Asylum non-blockbusters I've seen.