I've seen a plethora of strange movies lately, which means I've seen a surplus of strange intros to movies, but this takes the cake. It starts with two creepy men who convince two beautiful women to come to their underground layer; then on to a spine-chilling house in the middle of the night. At this point I'm believing these two to be vampires, compelling these women. Spoiler, they're not, it is just that bizarre of a film. It does not get any more sensible as the film continues, it gets worse; a lot worse. You construct new questions for the film about every 15 seconds, but never get an answer. As I kept watching I realized this entire thing is just meaningless depravity and nihilism. What a ghastly horrendous excuse for a film. Yes, it had disturbing artifacts, but my Lord in heaven, how do you expect someone to sit through that and enjoy themselves? Usually I rate dreadful films a 2 or higher, established by some base effort or willingness to succeed, yet this is the worst film I have ever had to observe; it will get a 1. This will now be the standard film to which I compare all movies I do not enjoy.
Review of Melancholie der Engel
