God this was awful. I couldn't wait for it to be over. I kept fast forwarding 30 seconds at a time. And I'd hit play, it was still on the same boring scene and nothing changed. This movie could have been a 20 minute short story and it still would have been horribly slow. Let me save you the time. I'd say "spoiler" alert, but watching it would spoil 1 hour and 32 minutes of your life. Tony Soprano grew a beard and dresses like a ditsoon. His sister went to Paris and married some douche that cranks a carousel in 5 minutes cause she was dying of cancer. She leaves the douche half the house she was sharing with her brother, Tony Soprano in a Cart-hart hoodie. Tony though he killed his friends father but his friend actually did it. And he has been blackmailing Tony into sticking around and supporting his crack habit. At the end, the French douchebag is told by the crackhead that ditsoon style Tony only graised his father with the bullet and it was actually his crackhead self who killed him. The French douche gives Tony a bag of money and he drives off with the crack head's wife and retarded son. The end.
Review of Down the Shore
