Review of Gold

Gold (I) (2022)
3/10
What did I just watch?
25 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
In a nutshell, unknown man #1, in an unknown country, at an unknown time, working for an unknown company, heading to an unknown location, for an unknown reason, is picked up by unknown man #2 , then break down in an unknown barron/desert/outback land. Man #1 finds a gold nugget which is bigger than first appears, tries to move it, can't, deliberates with man #2. Man #2 goes on a 4 day journey to pick up an excavator, meanwhile man #1 "protects" the gold, fights off wild dogs, a crazy woman, kills the crazy woman, buries the crazy woman, digs up the crazy woman, moves the crazy woman, burns the crazy woman, buries the crazy woman, survives a sandstorm, gets impaled with a stick, meets crazy woman #2 (crazy woman #1's sister), gets rid of crazy woman #2, gets eaten by dogs. Man #2 returns, waits till man #1 is dead, tries to take gold for himself, gets killed by an arrow from unknown person. (crazy woman #2 most likely) The End.

THAT IS LITERALLY IT!

This is by far, the most boring film I have ever watched in my entire life. It was painful to endure, and I only watched it until the end because the outcome of the gold was what kept me somewhat interested. I suspect Zac Efron was only cast in order to hook people in, and no doubt cost 75% of the budget. But in reality they could have cast any B or C list Actor, or indeed a completely unknown person, and still would have given the film the exact same boring result. Its really not a good film in my opinion. Highly non - recommended. 3/10.
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