Amber Alert (2012)
1/10
A helpful tip for watching "Amber Alert"...
16 January 2023
The title itself informs you sufficiently of what the movie is about, and you can achieve some sort of mild satisfaction by following these two helpful steps: (1) fast-forward to the 28-minute mark for an interesting plot development with the protagonists and assumed antagonist. When this scene ends, you can optionally stick around and extra minute or two until a relevation of sorts occurs, and then... (2) immediately fast-forward to the 58-minute mark for the meat and bones of "Amber Alert".

Trust me - apart from these two segments you're missing absolutely NOTHING and saving your ears from shrill, highly annoying, irrelevant and constant bickering and whining that literally makes up the other 3/4 of the film.

** 4/10 for the bite-size "Amber Alert" edition.
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