You know what they say, you don't have to be good to be the first. Being the first non binary people to be on the billboards for top hits, you'd think they would've used the last hundred thousand years of music to base their composition on, but for some reason they decided to try and invent it from scratch. Those Aztek whistles that sound like a man dying in agony have more of a musical basis to this. It sounds like Sam, while transporting all the pots and pans in his house, slammed his car into a tree while going 100 on the interstate. Then, after the jaws of life had saved them, they decided "wow, this is a great beat!" And yet, by some marvel of the imagination, people enjoy it. God help them.
Review of Sam Smith & Kim Petras: Unholy
