Way back when this movie was made, apparently toothbrushes and dentists hadn't been invented yet. I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Sam Shepard's teeth are like bowling pins in mid strike. They're pointing in every direction. From our vantage point a hundred years on, we have more choices to keep our teeth from looking like yellow fence posts. The main character, played by a really annoying actress whose name I think is Drain Kurtin, looks like she brushes her teeth with charcoal and nicotine. Maybe that was the fashion in the post Civil War movies. If any of these people were alive today they'd be rolling in their graves.
We won't even go into how utterly stupid the main character is, turning down millions of dollars for no reason, or how she is able to make millions of dollars from applesauce. How is hers so different from all the others? Why does she act like a complete idiot throughout the movie?
If you like stupid, ugly people acting like halfwits, then be my guest, go watch it and I hope you hate it and kick in your tv just like I did. Sure, now I'll have to buy my mom a new tv but that's the way it goes. Because that's how we do it up at the Fifth.
We won't even go into how utterly stupid the main character is, turning down millions of dollars for no reason, or how she is able to make millions of dollars from applesauce. How is hers so different from all the others? Why does she act like a complete idiot throughout the movie?
If you like stupid, ugly people acting like halfwits, then be my guest, go watch it and I hope you hate it and kick in your tv just like I did. Sure, now I'll have to buy my mom a new tv but that's the way it goes. Because that's how we do it up at the Fifth.