The Marvels (2023)
2/10
worst MCU bomb since 2008
13 November 2023
There is a reason nobody is seeing this trash. It is "Barbie" in a super suit. The opening weekend was a disaster with less ticket sales than any MCU movie since "The Hulk" 15 years ago. It is running 6/10 on this page and 44% on Rotten Tomatoes. I saw it with a few buddies at a matinee on Saturday and we were alone in a big theater. The movie starts out with some action and a foreshadowing statement by Nick Fury "I jsut need you for one more mission" to Capt Marvel. Does that mean the end of Brie in this role? We can only hope. There is a black superhero that we met in "Wanda Vision" but have no idea what her powers are yet. There is a little girl who just got her powers but fills the "asian" block and she is a teenager so there is that cute "first kiss is awesome" crowd. They bring in a Korean prince for no reason at all. The second act drags and the final act is a let down. But the hidden scene will be the reason most come to see the movie. It does not disappoint. That three minutes are the best of the 90 spent wading through this poopy diaper of a movie. Cannot stress enough - just awful.
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