. . . or Yeti or Abominable Snowmen are misrepresented during JET FUEL SAGA PART 34: BELOW ZERO HEROES or I ONLY HAVE ICE FOR YOU. The Big Foot depicted at the close of this entry is generally estimated to be 51 feet tall, wearing a Size 89 Boot. Abominable snowmen are the arctic cousins of Big Feet, discovered on April 1, 1921, by English Lt. Col. Charles Howard-Bury halfway up Mount Everest. More to the point, the Big Feet and Yeti stretch the measuring tape to only 81 inches--slightly less than the average Center playing in the National Basketball Association. Therefore, if one is hankering to be frightened by giants, it's a lot easier--and cheaper--to just buy a ticket to your nearest NBA game, rather than to traipse through inaccessible swamps, forests and icy glaciers.
Review of Avalanche Is Better Than None or Snows Your Old Man/Below Zero Heroes or I Only Have Ice for You
The Bullwinkle Show: Avalanche Is Better Than None or Snows Your Old Man/Below Zero Heroes or I Only Have Ice for You
(1960)
Some reviewers have noted that Big Feet . . .
Season 1, Episode 17
17 November 2023