Forget it, Bone. It's Chinatown.
Cool Hand Luke sees Boss Godfrey ("the man with no eyes") at Noah Cross' big fiesta. Immediately he realizes that nothing is a mighty cool hand. With his best friend Eric Cartman, he cooks up a brilliant lil' scheme to make Scott Trenorman spill the beans about who got us into Vietnam. Chaos ensues as Captain Ahab cries "thar she blows" and Sheriff Will Kane rides his white horse Silver right into Xanadu, exposing the horrible truth that "they" are to blame. For everything!
Yeah, I get that it's a cult film. That doesn't mean it's actually good. So much is missing, like a hero you can respect. And a story you can believe. Jeff Bridges sure looked good with his shirt off, though. Back in the day!
Cool Hand Luke sees Boss Godfrey ("the man with no eyes") at Noah Cross' big fiesta. Immediately he realizes that nothing is a mighty cool hand. With his best friend Eric Cartman, he cooks up a brilliant lil' scheme to make Scott Trenorman spill the beans about who got us into Vietnam. Chaos ensues as Captain Ahab cries "thar she blows" and Sheriff Will Kane rides his white horse Silver right into Xanadu, exposing the horrible truth that "they" are to blame. For everything!
Yeah, I get that it's a cult film. That doesn't mean it's actually good. So much is missing, like a hero you can respect. And a story you can believe. Jeff Bridges sure looked good with his shirt off, though. Back in the day!