So, What did I learn by wasting ninety minutes of my life. That black filmmakers can make just as poor a low budget slasher film as white filmmakers! I mean white filmmakers have made way more than their black counterparts, but with cheap films on the rise, I'm sure they can catch up. This is really a terrible movie. It's simply a grandchild of every single bad, waste of time slasher movie going back to the 1970's. Take a little Chainsaw massacre or Friday the 13th (The mask), the hulking geek who walks silently (Halloween remake, Texas Chainsaw again), the lame games that couldn't frighten anyone (any of the Saw films and their horrible remakes) add in so-so to decent acting, but leave out any gore or decent SFX (far too many films to be names here) and you have BA. I wish I could sue to get the ninety minutes I wasted on this trash, back.. I almost left out the lighting is terrible-likely to hide the terrible sets, the music is putrid and the game of Battleship the killer forces another to play-ripped off from Bill & Ted, only not as good. Just a truly tepid, terrible movie. Has to be seen to be disbelieved.
Bitch Ass
(2022)
What did I learn from wasting 90 minutes of my life...
9 January 2024
Warning: Spoilers